alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

(Source: icachondeo, via capt-mal-reynolds)

The stupidest thing you can possibly say on Tumblr…

super-who-locked-in:

allabitofablur:

vanconcastiel:

… is “Does the Supernatural fandom have a gif for THAT?” because all you wind up with is a gif and shame.

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oh my god seriously

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Anonymous said: ur not a girl dude just stop

kernalmustache:

bigbrotherhmg:

dajo42:

dajo42:

ah! just hold one for one second…

i’m looking in my handbag for a fuck to give about you but it seems mostly empty…

except for this old thing…

i wonder what that could mean.

actually i don’t wonder. that was a lie i just told. sorry about that. but what i’m not sorry about is what i am, what i know i am and what i know i will still be tomorrow even if i get a hundred more messages like this.

do you think you’re being original? do you think you can just tell me to stop and i will? that’s like telling the sun not to like, idk, be the fucking sun. it’s not happening. give up.

the other thing is, your message is tame. it’s so mild. you’re like a little drop of water in a sea of hot sauce. i get death threats, i get people telling me i’m going to hell, i get people who sincerely want to hurt me just because of who i am.

and i’m still fucking doing it.

but little arrogant plot holes like you think you can just tell me to stop.

no, you wet toaster. no.

i am a fucking queen and i will be a woman for as long as i know myself to be one. you will be a damp fork for as long as the universe continues to exist.

anyway if you’re done being a century old sock i’m going to go be a woman somewhere you’re not being a human embodiment of chapped lips

this got to 10k without me noticing

<3

Yaaaasssss

Flawless Execution

Sass: 10/10

Insults: 10/10

Being fucking correct: Unmeasurable

kuromania:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I don’t like it.
Ellen.

(via hollandperfection)

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

(via butts-and-corgis)

istheskythatfar:

When u accidentally type pkay instead of okay

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the-wishful-ginger:

but like my twin sister is only 4 minutes older than me and when we were little i used to ask her these stupid questions, and she’d answer “you’ll understand in 4 minutes” and i always got so mad because i never understood 4 minutes later.

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“There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.”
Luna Adriana (via antiquefaces)

(Source: silly-luv, via hollandperfection)